theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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