i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I currently don't understand fingers.
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