I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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