so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I love you.
Bad choice
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