Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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