Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
