Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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