are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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