Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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