hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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