Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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