So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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