perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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