I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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