I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Drake has all the answers
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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