I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is Oprah even human
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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