going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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