I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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