When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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