OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
