You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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