So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
