The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
we made out on top of his cat.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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