If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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