Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
How does it feel to date your dad?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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