I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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