: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
someone owes me an orgasm
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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