I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
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