Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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