I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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