All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I smell like Dick and happiness
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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