at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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