At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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