38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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