god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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