She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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