i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
