after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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