"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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