You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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