Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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