Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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