I'm drive I can fine osifer
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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