Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Damn victory sex feels great
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
