Can Purell be used as lube?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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