so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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