It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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