Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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