What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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