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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

either way. win, win.

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(586): View more from Michigan

we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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(716): View more from New York

You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."

(423): View more from Tennessee

Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots

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(716): View more from New York

I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often

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(773): View more from Illinois

we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.

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you win some, you lose some.

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(713): View more from Texas

Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.

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