It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ketchup is God's man juice
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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