she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Randomize
